Jess Davies is confusing. Her calendar says she's Jessica Davies. Her Instagram says she's Jessica Lauren. It's like, just pick one name already -- all we want to do is ogle you and refer to you with the proper nomenclature!

Okay, moving right along... The reasons we love this girl are admittedly rather obvious. You can see for yourself. In fact, you probably already are, aren't you? You're not even reading this...you're not even reading this...you're not even...